SIX DAYS OF HALLOWEEN / DAY 3

10 WAYS TO SURVIVE TRICK OR TREATING IN PURLA

words by Alfred Balcon



10-Never trick or treat alone;

9-Always carry garlic or holy water on you: you never know in Purla who's human and who's a monster;

8-Don't go to houses decorated with Christmas ornaments: all you'll ever collect are candy canes;

7-If you are offered shooters of windshield washer liquid while trick or treating, refuse immediately. Look what happened to Guy Turcotte;

6-Don't visit houses with odd numbers or addresses containing the number 6: it's pure bad luck;

5-If a girl who answers the door wants to make out with you, look out prior to engaging in any kissing if she has normal teeth or fangs;

4-Never accept fruits, always go for chocolate;

3-If you do not have the appropriate driver's licence, do not attempt to operate a witch's broom;

2-Never enter a haunted house without a priest;

1-Don't try to act cool and plan a late night party at the cemetery to smoke joints and/or get lucky: you'll either die or be torn to pieces, or both.

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Muzik pairing :

Thriller - Michael Jackson